Saturday, November 12, 2011
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Fart Chan!
Monday, August 29, 2011
Afternoon games
I had corn and black bean fritters, plus zucchini and tomato chutney for lunch.
I'm looking forward to playing a rousing game of Pull My Finger all afternoon with the rest of the cast.
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
I found a place where farts aren't funny.
When you're on a plane, trapped next to a guy who didn't have the fucking decency to bathe before the flight, and is now enveloping you in a cloud of his early-morning farts.
And the farts are actually an improvement over the alternative.
... Okay, maybe that's just a little bit funny.
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Candy
Windowless white vans always have the best candy.
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Perspective
You see a burrito.
I see potential for a whole lot of entertainment in a couple of hours.
Sunday, August 14, 2011
Saturday, August 13, 2011
Someone keeps farting in my dressing room...
Thursday, August 11, 2011
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Nemesis!
Investigation
I have been informed that we will find out, finally, who farted in my trousers earlier today.
Tuesday, August 9, 2011
Science!
After rigorous scientific testing, it has been confirmed that farts are the funniest thing in the world.
The only thing funnier than farts is being in a small space with someone who doesn't think farts are funny.
Welcome to Fart Van!
Because the only thing better than a fart... is a fart in a van.
